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product_id: 133483704
title: "Dial M for Merde"
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# Dial M for Merde

**Price:** AED 50
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Dial M for Merde [Clarke, Stephen] on desertcart.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Dial M for Merde

Review: Fun easy read - One of the few "funny" books I've ever read that was funny. The characters involved may be a little flat and the plot non-complex but it is very entertaining and an easy read. Would probably be a good beach novel or a lazy weekend read.
Review: Enjoyed, Murder with comic relief! - I would buy more from this author. A serious subject with some comic relief. The characters were believable people you would like if you met them socially. "I'm a person of few words and insisting that I write 20 words makes my comments insipid."

## Technical Specifications

| Specification | Value |
|---------------|-------|
| Best Sellers Rank | #12,195,074 in Books ( See Top 100 in Books ) #36,607 in Mysteries (Books) #314,441 in Literature & Fiction (Books) |
| Customer Reviews | 4.1 out of 5 stars 135 Reviews |

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## Customer Reviews

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Fun easy read
*by D***E on November 26, 2012*

One of the few "funny" books I've ever read that was funny. The characters involved may be a little flat and the plot non-complex but it is very entertaining and an easy read. Would probably be a good beach novel or a lazy weekend read.

### ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Enjoyed, Murder with comic relief!
*by S***L on November 21, 2012*

I would buy more from this author. A serious subject with some comic relief. The characters were believable people you would like if you met them socially. "I'm a person of few words and insisting that I write 20 words makes my comments insipid."

### ⭐⭐⭐ cute title but story goes wanting...
*by P***E on December 5, 2012*

Dial M for Merde is a cute title, and the novel has an excellent start in Paris. The author has clearly traveled to The City of Lights [and southern France] and has tried to ride a rental bike in city traffic! But the story decays from there on, as the reader searches for both the merde and the murder. I'm 25% of the way into the book and the main even hasn't happened yet. I'll give it another chance, but i will be skimming in search of the title event. The writing is OK, and if this is a new writer i think there is hope for turning up a notch to the 'good level'. There needs to be more focus on the plot, right now the reader is chasing sub-plots, while the core issue goes wanting. As a reader I also need to care about the characters, and I don't care enough about them at this point -- hoping that will improve too. More later ...

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*Last updated: 2026-04-27*