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5 Phrases from the Ted Movie
The language may not be appropriate for young children
Incredibly Soft Plush
Imported from USA
This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors. Play golf
with a raunchy-talking teddy bear - Ted! This Ted R-Rated Talking Golf Club Cover ought to liven up the country club! He
looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort. In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy when he
starts saying stuff. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book (or
a golf club) by its cover! You'll love this Talking Ted Golf Club Cover that says 5 phrases directly out of the
hilarious Ted movie and measures approximately 13 1/2-inches tall x 6 1/2-inches wide x 5 1/2-inches long. You cannot
change the batteries in the Ted Talking Golf Club Cover as they are irreplaceable. They should last about 3,000 hits.
Includes non-replaceable batteries. Ages 18 and up. The R-rated talking version of Ted states the following 5 explicit
phrases from the movie (subject to change): 'Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing
in the wrong places so I'm-I'm a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just
kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded.' 'You ever hear a Boston girl have an
orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f@!#in' face with
Pepperidge Farm.'' 'Well you never should've trusted me. I'm on drugs!' 'Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song.
When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words:
F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise).'
'Oh f@!# that, it's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring, huh? Where's my
ring, @!#hole? Where's my ring, mother f@!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#! C'mon!'