Junk Bonds: Return of Junkbucket

I thankfully had the option to watch this movie for Free with Amazon Video. I spent a good 15 minutes trying to find a decent horror movie to watch and this one had popped up in my search. Looking at the reviews on Amazon, everyone was giving this movie 4 or 5 stars and looking at the cover image, obviously it looked similar to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. So I started to watch it and it is one of those low class horror films, but I still gave it a chance.When the film was over (which felt like a lifetime for it to end), I just thought to myself "What did I just watch?" The movie's killer is name Junk Bucket (how original right?), much like Leatherface, he wears a mask but his mask is literally a bucket. There is a bunch of characters (victims) involved in the film and names can get confusing. The movie tries to be funny, but it really just gets boring after the first or second time laughing. The creators seem to be very focus on male body parts. There is a lot and I mean a lot of male parts (if you know what I mean) in this film.***Spoilers***Some of the things shown in the film, Junk Bucket is revealed not to have any male parts between his legs, but rather on his face. You see this scene about 30 - 45 minutes into the film when the stripper crew arrives at Junk Buckets house and accidentally knocks his bucket off his head.Another scene that was not only sick, but disgusting (and this coming from someone who has watched a lot of horror movies and a lot of gross things in horror movies) was during the scene when the family is eating dinner with their guests, the one victim they drugged up and made him stand up to grill his man part, only to cut it off and force him to eat it. I am not kidding!I'm only giving this 1 star in my opinion because the jokes to me were not funny but eye roll boring, the film drags on and on, they constantly talk about male parts and how they eat them or they are missing them, plus the film is disgusting at certain points. This movie was not worth a watch for me, but if you want to give it a go and it's something that interested you, don't say this review didn't warn you.

It was gross and kinda hard to watch in parts.

Sucked

A clear homage to just about every good and bad "Backwoods Family" Horrorfest ever produced but with lots and lots of male members. Funny, gory, disgusting. Lighting and production values were relatively good for a low-budget production- and not in the "so good it's bad" way. It doesn't have any qualms about doing what it takes to offend you. Troma picked a winner as it has the same theme and feel as their classics - like "Poultrygeist" and "Nuke 'em High".The film's poster isn't the only place where a direct reference to the anti-family of Texas Chainsaw; the characters, too, have names drawn from the well renowned original franchise of TCM.

Dumb, but it's entertaining. Some parts are pretty funny. If you're a fan The Texas Massacre and it's sequel, you might like it; there's lots of references. It's better than I thought it'd be.

A love letter to old-school horror. Funny, gross, terrifying. Definitely worth a watch if you're a fan of Texas Chainsaw and other early horror delights.

It was interesting.

Very bad...in very a good way. You'll laugh your c*ck off.