desertcart
Explore

Description

  • The NoPhone is a fake phone for people addicted to real phones.
  • It has no data plan, no camera, no battery and no Wi-Fi but is completely toilet- resistant.
  • It's the perfect phone for someone who uses their phone too much.
Product Description ------------------- The NoPhone SELFIE is a fake phone for people who are addicted to real phones and selfies. From the Manufacturer --------------------- Introducing, The Least Advanced Phone Ever. The NoPhone SELFIE is a technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact that allows you to stay connected with the real world and take real-time selfies. No Wifi. No Camera. No Phone. The NoPhone SELFIE is a technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact that allows you to stay connected with the real world and take real-time selfies. Real-Time Selfies The NoPhone SELFIE comes with an optional stick-on mirror. When applied, you can take real-time selfies of yourself or real-time group selfies if you're with a friend. Once you're done, you can post the selfie to your brain and remember it. Completely Secure. Enjoy peace in your life knowing your bank account information and overall reputation within your community is protected. The NoPhone NoOS is designed to be 100% hacker resistant through removing the user's ability to enter and save any of their personal information Eternal Battery Life. When you open the box, you'll notice there is no charger. Although chargers have become a profit center for our competitors, the NoPhone SELFIE doesn't need one. You'll never need to charge your NoPhone because it's just a piece of plastic and therefore doesn't have a battery. Give Someone You Love a NoPhone SELFIE Today. The NoPhone SELFIE is the perfect gift for anyone who takes too many selfies or simply uses their phone too much. Do you have a son who never calls you? Give your son a NoPhone. Do you have a friend who won't stop texting his ex-girlfriend? NoPhone. Creepy uncle won't stop commenting on Facebook post? Give that Uncle two NoPhones. Almost everyone knows at least 150 people who need a NoPhone SELFIE and it is our mission to reduce that number to nothing. About the Startup Describe your product in 3 words. Not a phone. How did you come up with the idea for this product? We went to a concert and couldn't see the stage from all of the phones and selfie sticks. We never looked at a real phone the same way again. What makes your product special? The NoPhone SELFIE takes real-time selfies. What has been the best part of your startup experience? Putting plastic rectangles into cardboard boxes and shipping them to paying customers.

Reviews

The NoPhone Selfie

?
Fast Delivery to UAE
?
Easy Returns & Exchanges
?
Ask About This Product

Related Pages

Disclaimer: The price shown above includes all applicable taxes and fees. The information provided above is for reference purposes only. Products may go out of stock and delivery estimates may change at any time. desertcart does not validate any claims made in the product descriptions above. For additional information, please contact the manufacturer or desertcart customer service. While desertcart makes reasonable efforts to only show products available in your country, some items may be cancelled if they are prohibited for import in United Arab Emirates. For more details, please visit our Support Page.

Frequently Asked Questions About The NoPhone Selfie in UAE

Where can I buy The NoPhone Selfie online at the best price in the UAE?

desertcart is the best online shopping platform where you can buy The NoPhone Selfie from renowned brand(s). desertcart delivers the most unique and largest selection of products from across the world especially from the US, UK and India at best prices and the fastest delivery time.

Is The NoPhone Selfie available and ready for delivery in UAE?

desertcart ships the The NoPhone Selfie to Dubai, Abu Dhabi, Sharjah, Al Ain, Ajmanand more cities in UAE. Get unlimited free shipping in 164+ countries with desertcart Plus membership. We can deliver the The NoPhone Selfie speedily without the hassle of shipping, customs or duties.

Does desertcart have 100% authentic The NoPhone Selfie online?

desertcart buys The NoPhone Selfie directly from the authorized agents and verifies the authenticity of all the products. We have a dedicated team who specialize in quality control and efficient delivery. We also provide a free 14 days return policy along with 24/7 customer support experience.

Is it safe to buy The NoPhone Selfie on desertcart?

Yes, it is absolutely safe to buy The NoPhone Selfie from desertcart, which is a 100% legitimate site operating in 164 countries. Since 2014, desertcart has been delivering a wide range of products to customers and fulfilling their desires. You will find several positive reviews by desertcart customers on portals like Trustpilot, etc. The website uses an HTTPS system to safeguard all customers and protect financial details and transactions done online. The company uses the latest upgraded technologies and software systems to ensure a fair and safe shopping experience for all customers. Your details are highly secure and guarded by the company using encryption and other latest softwares and technologies.