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You know him from the hit A&E® show Duck Dynasty®—now you can enjoy Uncle Si’s tall tales, crazy exploits, and quirky
one-liners in one raucous collection!
As you read this book, there are a few things you have to understand: 95 percent of my stories are truthful. Every
member of the Robertson family has the God- given gift of storytelling. Hey, when you’ve sat in a duck blind for more
than half of your life, you have to figure out some way to pass the time! It’s better than looking at Willie and Jase
for six hours! Many of the stories I like to tell happened when I was a young boy or when I was in Vietnam. At my age, a
few of the details are cloudy, but I’ll recollect the coming stories as best I can. Hey, just remember it isn’t a lie if
you think it’s true! It’s up to you, the reader, to figure out what’s truth and what’s fiction. Best of luck with that,
Jack! May the force be with you.
Hey, another thing you have to know: my stories are kind of like my vocabulary. You might have noticed I like to say
“hey” quite a bit. “Hey” can mean anything. It can mean “yes,” it can mean “maybe,” and it can mean “no.” Hey, it could
mean “next week.” The bottom line is, you have to understand “hey” to understand me.
And if you know anything about Silas Merritt Robertson, you know I’m a hard rascal to figure out.
—From the Prologue