Hork

Love it, so cute

Hork made me smile from the moment I took him out of the box! He’s a hefty boyyy and I love him already! But seriously, he’s heavy- may be too much for little hands

Second time buyer. Love this guy. Great for gifts. Two happy gift receivers so far. Will buy several more, I'm sure.

Love my little hork

I'm running a D&D modern era campaign, world suddenly hit with magic and Lovecraftian fun. My players were a druid mermaid (underwater welder), a kitsune-shifter ranger (SWAT officer), a great pyraneese shifter cleric (veterinarian) and the mermaid's pet cat who is a paladin of chaos. A child was summoning things to keep his social worker away and the party was called in to assist the local authorities who were at a loss. The party arrives, they have their opening conversation and the kid started yelling at the social worker, who snarled right back at him (social worker failed a 'detect evil' casting by the druid and paladin.) The kid then summons Hork the Avenger and I popped this onto the map. The looks of horror and sheer WTF'ness were delightful. I cannot express how much glee having this gives me. How confused my players were. It was great. The toy is also very sturdily made, stands easily on its own and will last for many years to come. Unless it gets eaten by dragon, but that wouldn't be its fault.

Amazing product! Sturdiness: 10/10 Paint: 10/10 Design: 11/10 Shipping: 5/10* * The product was shipped in an Amazon bubble-wrap type of envelope, which made me worry it had arrived damaged. However, it was in perfect condition and unharmed. This majestic beast has added an entirely new ambience to my desk. His beautiful face and his strut that exudes a "can-do" attitude will inspire anyone to finish their current project, start that new project they've been putting off; or to simply ask the tough questions. Questions such as: "What is that?" "What is it doing on my desk?" "Did I actually order it, or did I sleep-shop on Amazon for the umpteenth time?" "Why does this exist?" "What creative soul decided to make this being who not only dwells on land, but sea as well?" "Is it in pain?" "Does it's fusion of two animals make it more functional as an aquatic predator?" "Will it practice dressage?" ...and so much more! I highly recommend ordering this product or any of the other beasts from the Randimals line. It will give you hours of fun, wonder, and make any office guests of yours giggle in delight, fear, or both! Disclaimer: This is a genuine review. I do not work for Randimals. I am just a fan who can recognize true beauty when I see it. Update 3/25/24: I bought a second one. Update #2 8/15/24: I bought a third one. Update #3 9/25/24: My friend now has one, too. They are taking over. This is delightful!

Granddaughter surprised and pleased with such a unique gift!!

I bought this as a joke. But I love it. It showed up as shown in the picture same size same color . I took this to work with me on multiple occasions. I love it it’s so adorable and amazing. It’s can stand on its own which with a lot of other toys like this they tend to fall over .

It’s perfect!

とにかくお気に入りの一品。 迎える価値あり。

Unique and amusing.

Having a bad day? Get yourself a hork. Maybe three.

Einfach einzigartig und total witzig.