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Our cards are: Blank inside for your own message | This card is A6 size (approx. 148mm x 105mm) | Professionally printed onto thick 350gsm card, in London | Come with a bright orange coloured envelope | Carefully packaged in clear cello bag for protection | From sustainable sources certified by FSC.
Our cheeky sense of humour: Ok maybe cheeky should be replaced with down right rude and crude. Some might say our birthday cards are offensive but we think when you know your friends well it's just good natured banter. Think friendly bants rolled into a beautifully designed A6 greeting card. Sloppy, romantic cards are not for everyone. So be rude, crude and bold about your feelings. Why should the greetings cards we send our friends be devoid of banter?.
Handmade cards powered by love: A love of swearing and graphic design. Created by potty mouth people who combine their inability to stop swearing with their love of graphic design to create beautiful greeting cards. Our funny, rude birthday cards start as ideas, usually generated in a pub, before handing over to our card designers who are obsessed with creating greeting cards that stand out and are different. Our sustainable card is then hand cut, printed, folded and packed with lots of TLC.
Brainy people send rude cards: When it comes to sending happy birthday wishes don't fear the profanities. It's actually a positive reflection on intellect. According to the Language Sciences Journal 2015 - people that use swear words have a higher IQ than those that don't. So scribble down those rude words and give someone a truly happy birthday whilst proving you're a brain box at the same time. Your friends will be Lol'ing and ROFL'ing in no time..
Blank A6 Birthday Day card: for your own romantic message. No one can dispute that certain people buy greeting cards with ly prewritten messages inside. Birthday messages extolling sentiments that you would never even be caught dead thinking. A truly personalised card is blank for you to write your unique naughty, rude, funny (hopefully) birthday message to your beloved parent. Whether it's a card for a mum or step mum, sister or best friend send a message.

Here at cardshit (pronounced cards hit of course) we're on a mission to combine our great passion for design with our inability to stop swearing. What better way to do that than to create a range of hand made greetings cards that say exactly what you're thinking. Soppy cards are the worst, aren't they? Seriously, there's nothing more depressing than opening a card on your birthday and seeing the words "special friend", "wonderful person" or "thinking of you". Except maybe, if that card is empty. Unless it's for your granny, birthday cards should be honest, funny and majorly offensive. Only a real friend would have the balls to send you a birthday card that reads, "Happy Birthday Bell End", "Happy Birthday Ginger Pubes" or "Happy Birthday Bucket Flaps", wouldn't they? People have been using insults as terms of endearment since Shakespeare's time, though we doubt old Willy called it, "#bants" When you truly feel comfortable with someone, you get the privilege of being able to say whatever the hell you want to them, without the fear of them taking offense and running off to their mums, or worse, HR.If you can be rude to someone and they can take it, then they've earned your respect and your friendship grows as equals. If not, then they're obviously way too sensitive and are probably not deserving of your very special friendship. So send a few cards from cardshit, if you get slapped a few times then possibly don't send any more. But if your friend's LOL'ing or ROFL'ing away because they think their card's a hit then you need never visit another greetings card site again. So don't just give a card, show you give a sh*t.

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